We'd like to present the first-ever Best of Sarah Seal of Approval to Tom the Manfriend. Tom couldn't be here in person tonight but he did leave us this missal with which to remember him.
- A Scene from the Life of Tom the Manfriend
JAKE: I'm only going to say this once - Morena Baccarin is so hot I would make tea with her underpants.
TOM THE MANFRIEND: She's so hot I would drink tea from my own underpants just to get the chance to make tea with her underpants.
JAKE: She's so hot I would drink tea from your underpants so I could get a coin toss for whether I could drink tea from her underpants.
TOM THE MANFRIEND: She's so hot I would make a paste from her toe lint and use it instead of butter.
JAKE: She's so hot I would slaughter a busful of nuns so I could sit in the seat behind her at a crowded movie theater.
TOM THE MANFRIEND: She's so hot I would bang her dad.
JAKE: FTW!
2 comments:
I tried googling make underpants tea (no quotes) to see if that was a thing. First hit? This post.
Nice.
She really is awfully hot.
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