That's Not My Name

KATE: Oh NO. Someone's ringtone is Owl City blops and bleeps.
KATE: FAILLLLLLLLLLLL.
KATE: Dammit now I have Owl City stuck in my head.
KATE: I will find you
KATE: Whoever you are.
SARAH: Bleep bloop
SARAH: blop blop
KATE: sigh.
SARAH: Beep beep beepity beep
SARAH: blop
KATE: Thanks.
SARAH: That's Owl City for you.
KATE: Bleep bloop bloopity bloop to you.
SARAH: There was something I was going to tell you.
KATE: I hope it was real words
KATE: And not bleeps.
SARAH: As if maybe I haven't seen you in years.
KATE: Right, right.
SARAH: No, it was going to be real words.
SARAH: But now you've given me the idea of bleeps and bloops.
SARAH: You're going to be like "Do we have any milk?" and I will say BEEPITY BEEP
SARAH: And you'll hit me.
KATE: I really, really will.
SARAH: Nice, Kate.
SARAH: Very nice.
KATE: Classy lady, coming through.
SARAH: Ting ting!
KATE: Ting ting!
KATE: Bitch trolley, merrily careening across town.
SARAH: Yes.
SARAH: And you have on a conductor's hat.
SARAH: And you're giving everyone the finger.
KATE: Yes.
KATE: Ting ting.
SARAH: Shut up and let her go

All Aboard the Bitch Bus

SARAH: Andre just dropped the key for the bathroom on the floor.
SARAH: I told him he's the reason we can't have nice things.
KATE: Ha.
SARAH: All aboard the Bitch Bus!
KATE: toot toot!
SARAH: No, I would totally have an airhorn on the Bitch Bus.
KATE: WHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
SARAH: The Bitch Bus does not toot.
KATE: Mine would. Mine would be a Bitch Trolley,
KATE: with a little bell.
SARAH: ting ting!
KATE: Exactly.
SARAH: Your Bitch Trolley would roll peacefully through the town
KATE: and run people over. Adorably.
SARAH: whereas the Bitch Bus would drive around like the Knight Bus from Harry Potter,
SARAH: except it would actually hit things.