SARAH: Guess who just got frisked!
SARAH: That's the most action I've gotten in months.
SARAH: I almost wanted to thank her
Sunday, September 19, 2010
FB, Are You Listening?
SARAH: Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy we are super gayyyyyyyyyyy for each other.
SARAH: It’s too bad there isn’t a relationship status on Facebook that is “Totes Gay for Each Other” because if there was, we would be that
KATE: I would rescind my policy of not having a relationship status on Facebook if that were an option.
SARAH: It’s too bad there isn’t a relationship status on Facebook that is “Totes Gay for Each Other” because if there was, we would be that
KATE: I would rescind my policy of not having a relationship status on Facebook if that were an option.
No, The RHYMING Katetionary
SARAH: Just got an e-mail from Karen: Going to pick up my laptop tonight! And then have dinner and kissy faces!
SARAH: Kate, we are taking over the word universe and winning SO HARD
SARAH: Kate, we are taking over the word universe and winning SO HARD
Do Not Read This Post
SARAH: Don't read this article because it's gross.
SARAH: Just read the headline.
SARAH: Basically it tells you what to do when your arm flies out of your body.
SARAH: CNN felt like this is a topic that they should address because APPARENTLY people are losing their shit left and right
SARAH: Just read the headline.
SARAH: Basically it tells you what to do when your arm flies out of your body.
SARAH: CNN felt like this is a topic that they should address because APPARENTLY people are losing their shit left and right
Population: 1
SARAH: I'm sitting at my desk giggling like a crazy person. I’ve snapped. GOODBYE.
SARAH: (Not leaving work. Just entering Crazytown.)
KATE: Come on, Crackers. It's time for you to go home.
SARAH: Crackers? Like animal crackers?
SARAH: What kind of crackers? With cheese?
SARAH: WITH WINE AND CHEESE?
SARAH: Know what I think is going to happen tonight?
SARAH: Dance party. DANCE PARTY IN THE KITCHEN. EVERYONE GETS A HUMPBACK WHALE
SARAH: (Not leaving work. Just entering Crazytown.)
KATE: Come on, Crackers. It's time for you to go home.
SARAH: Crackers? Like animal crackers?
SARAH: What kind of crackers? With cheese?
SARAH: WITH WINE AND CHEESE?
SARAH: Know what I think is going to happen tonight?
SARAH: Dance party. DANCE PARTY IN THE KITCHEN. EVERYONE GETS A HUMPBACK WHALE
Sarah Plans Her Evening
After work, I am going to go to the grocery store and get things for dinner and then I will come home and maybe I will play with the Wii Fit that can tell me HEY FATTY GET THE HELL OFF YOU ARE BREAKING ME.
Thanks, a-hole. I’m going to take out your batteries.
Thanks, a-hole. I’m going to take out your batteries.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Sarah and Kate are Cake Snobs
KATE: They had a store cake for Karen's birthday and did I have any?
KATE: No, I did not. Even though it was chocolate.
KATE: You may praise me now.
SARAH: Kate, you and I are stone-cold bitches that no one can fuck with.
SARAH: No shitty cake for us.
SARAH: NO SHITTY CAKE
KATE: No, I did not. Even though it was chocolate.
KATE: You may praise me now.
SARAH: Kate, you and I are stone-cold bitches that no one can fuck with.
SARAH: No shitty cake for us.
SARAH: NO SHITTY CAKE
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