SARAH: He thinks that every thing I do is reasonable which is BAD and DANGEROUS idea.
SARAH: Because everything I do isn’t normal.
SARAH: It’s pretty far from normal, actually.
KATE: He's running with the big dogs now.
SARAH: For realsies.
SARAH: Big dogs that drink vodka
SARAH: And fall down.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Storm Season's A-Comin'.
SARAH: Apparently on Saturday I drunkenly (and correctly) told New Manfriend that his pretty perfect friend is one of those girls that I really don’t like.
SARAH: DRUNKEN SARAH. BROKEN FILTER.
KATE: The Accurate Wind had returned as a tornado.
SARAH: A shouty booze tornado.
SARAH: DRUNKEN SARAH. BROKEN FILTER.
KATE: The Accurate Wind had returned as a tornado.
SARAH: A shouty booze tornado.
Sarah Was a Wee Bit Tipsy on Saturday
SARAH: One of New Manfriend’s friends just sent me a friend request on Facebook
SARAH: I asked New Manfriend who she was and he told me I talked to her for a while on Saturday night.
SARAH: YEAH, NO MEMORY OF THAT.
SARAH: But apparently she liked me. As she should.
SARAH: But I have no memory of talking to her.
SARAH: Therefore? We’re not going to be friends on Facebook.
KATE: SARAH HAS SPOKEN.
SARAH: YES I HAVE, YOU BITCHES.
SARAH: I asked New Manfriend who she was and he told me I talked to her for a while on Saturday night.
SARAH: YEAH, NO MEMORY OF THAT.
SARAH: But apparently she liked me. As she should.
SARAH: But I have no memory of talking to her.
SARAH: Therefore? We’re not going to be friends on Facebook.
KATE: SARAH HAS SPOKEN.
SARAH: YES I HAVE, YOU BITCHES.
Checks and Balances at Work
SARAH: (mumbling under her breath) And I’m going to punch you right in your girlface.
SARAH'S COWORKER: You need to take a deep breath and closed your damn eyes…and work for the rest of the day.
SARAH'S COWORKER: Right now.
SARAH'S COWORKER: You need to take a deep breath and closed your damn eyes…and work for the rest of the day.
SARAH'S COWORKER: Right now.
How Things Are
KATE: So he stood her up.
KATE: He called later and said he had forgotten or had the wrong date on his calendar or something.
SARAH: That is bullshit.
SARAH: If someone wants to go out with me, they better be waiting from the moment they ask me until the moment I show up
SARAH: to see my wonderful face and bask in my ever-awesome life.
SARAH: I don't have an ego problem.
KATE: He called later and said he had forgotten or had the wrong date on his calendar or something.
SARAH: That is bullshit.
SARAH: If someone wants to go out with me, they better be waiting from the moment they ask me until the moment I show up
SARAH: to see my wonderful face and bask in my ever-awesome life.
SARAH: I don't have an ego problem.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Pretty Awesome.
SARAH: I think New Manfriend thinks the sun shines out of my butt, so there’s that.
SARAH: Also? I wish rainbows came out of my butt because HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?
SARAH: Also? I wish rainbows came out of my butt because HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?
That's What Friends Are For
KATE: You need to get here soon.
KATE: I've been looking at pictures of toddlers and now I want to adopt a child.
KATE: Save me from myself.
SARAH: SHOVEL, KATE. SHOVEL.
KATE: This is why I need you in my life. Thank you.
SARAH: Meanwhile, over here, Sarah is getting mad about yarn.
KATE: I've been looking at pictures of toddlers and now I want to adopt a child.
KATE: Save me from myself.
SARAH: SHOVEL, KATE. SHOVEL.
KATE: This is why I need you in my life. Thank you.
SARAH: Meanwhile, over here, Sarah is getting mad about yarn.
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