On Second Thought, Stop Thinking.

SARAH: I love that we exist.
SARAH: Think of how sad the world would be if you and I weren’t big nerds and didn’t work at B&N and wear the same sweater one day. Think about it.
SARAH: Actually, don’t. It might make you throw yourself off a building because it’s such a sad thought.

Billy Idol is a Liar

There has been a serious lack of dance parties in my life since you’re not around. I should start them up again, but dancing with yourself really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Kate Went on Vacation.

Dear Dublin -

If you do not return Kates to me promptly, I'm going to come over to Ireland and take her back. Do you know why? BECAUSE SHE IS MY SOUPSNAKE AND I WILL NOT SHARE HER. Unless you find someone else for me to have in my life constantly. You know how when a dog takes a toy it's not supposed to have and then you have to bribe it with something else to get the thing that you want back? That's what you're going to have to do.

Wow, worst analogy ever.

Love,
Sarah

I Guess That's Good

Kate, I'm always here for you. I might not make the best choices for myself, but I'll always make good choices for you.

It's From PB&J Otter, Okay?

SARAH: I just tapped my head and said to BStP, "I used my noodle."
KATE: noooodle
KATE: use your noooooodle
SARAH: noooooooooodle
SARAH: do the noodle dance
KATE: ::dance dance dance::
KATE: Apparently it's a Nick Jr kind of day.
SARAH: Soupsnake f***ing dog friends up in this biatch!
KATE: I almost just fell out of my chair laughing.