Sarah is Good at Threats, Part II

Flaky cat lady, I don’t care if it’s your birthday. I will bring you full circle and END YOU TODAY if you don’t stop coughing NO ONE IS SICK FOR THIS LONG ARE YOU SECRETLY A DBAG YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR LEGS WAGON LEGS I SWEAR TO GOD

I just made up a song. It’s called “You’re Going to Lose Your Legs.”

You’re going to lose your legs OHHHHHHHH You’re going to lose your legs! Yes you’re going to lose your leggggggggggggggggs. You are a dbag, YES! You're going to lose your legs!

We Should Not Own Such Large Water Bottles.

Why do we drink so much water? I bet it's because we have diabetes. Or I have diabetes. You're probably just thirsty.