SARAH: Costco just called to tell me my contact lenses are in.
SARAH: Those bitches.
SARAH: I WAS JUST THERE
SARAH: I WAS JUST THERE, YOU FUCKERS
SARAH: DON'T TELL ME A WEEK WHEN IT'S A DAY AND A HALF
SARAH: They probably had them and were hiding them on purpose just to burn my biscuits
KATE: snerk
KATE: And does that really frost your butt?
SARAH: IT FROSTS MY BUTT
SARAH: AND GRINDS MY GEARS
SARAH: AND RAINS ON MY PARADE
SARAH: AND THERE'S A BEE IN MY BONNET AND A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
SARAH: OTHER OLD TIMEY PHRASES
KATE: You are too much.
SARAH: Don't act surprised.
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