Last Year We Had a Pet Fish Named Chuck Norris. Sarah Killed Him.

SARAH: Just told 21 about Chuck Norris the betta fish.
SARAH: I haven't told him how he died yet.
SARAH: How did Chuck Norris die?
SARAH: OH, I JUST LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN AND HE FROZE TO DEATH AND GOT ALL BLOATED AND I MADE KATE FLUSH HIM
KATE: Poor Chuck Norris. We should have known he would be no match for you.
SARAH: That’s right. I have bested Chuck Norris.
SARAH: Some might argue that the weather did, but we know that I feed Pudge the Fish.
SARAH: And he controls the weather.
SARAH: So I, in fact, used the weather CONTROLLED BY A FISH, to kill Chuck Norris, WHO IS A PERSON AND A FISH.
SARAH: BOOM. ROASTED