Duke Is a Special Dog (And You Know What Kind of Special I Mean)

SARAH: I have bruises allllllllllllll over my legs.
SARAH: ALL OVER. From Duke biting me. Like a jerkface.
SARAH: He does this thing now when he’s mad at me that he bows down and makes terrible noises like he’s talking to me.
SARAH: Then he rockets off the couch and tries to knock me down.
SARAH: He only does it with me. I don’t know why he picks on me.
SARAH: Also, when he gets something in his mouth, he prances around with it like “YES LOOK AT ME LOOK WHAT I HAVE”