Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Guess Who's Back, Part II

SARAH: Oh, good, I GET TO TAKE A QUIZ
KATE: You are Mr. Manager.
SARAH: I am.  I am Mr. Manager and I will manage you SO HARD.
SARAH: Talking point on this slide: "Introduce new hire to their accountabilities."
SARAH: Like that's a person.  that you shake hands with.  
SARAH: It's like having a puppy.
SARAH: SOCIALIZE your new hire.  help them ADAPT to the new environment.
SARAH: They are talking about the millennials now.  
SARAH: They can open multiple tabs in Internet Explorer!  
SARAH: They can search for things AND listen to music!  
SARAH: They are highly educated and well informed!  
SARAH: THEY PLAY ANGRY BIRDS.
SARAH: YOU may even be a millenial, they said.  
SARAH: YOU COULD BE ONE TOO. THEY ARE AMONG US

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