KATE: Oh, I love Pioneer Woman.
SARAH: She’s one of the people that I’m blaming for my love of blue collar men.
SARAH: Because hello, she married a man that makes her hiney tingle.
SARAH: Who doesn’t want that? Everyone wants that. HINEY TINGLES, BITCHES
KATE: You know, you can get hiney tingles from any kind of man.
KATE: He doesn't have to be a redneck.
KATE: I know in your case it's a definite plus if he is, but I'm just saying.
SARAH: Hiney tingles. Sexytimes. I want such simple things.
SARAH: I imagine hiney tingles to be like the episode of Futurama where they turn Bender into a human and he’s sitting at the bar and his butt is wiggling without him doing it.
SARAH: I’d like to think that’s how it goes down.
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