SARAH: Guess what?
ACHILLES: What?
SARAH: I got a bronze medal in the Special Olympics on Saturday!
ACHILLES: Um, I knew you were tarded, but is that legal?
SARAH: I don't know if it is
SARAH: but B1 and I were a team
SARAH: and we got bronze medals.
ACHILLES: What event?
SARAH: Fishing.
SARAH: I cast the line out myself and caught it.
ACHILLES: I am impressed.
SARAH: BE IMPRESSED I DID IT AND I TOUCHED A GROSS FISH AND PUT MY FINGER IN ITS MOUTH
ACHILLES: Ew.
ACHILLES: Did you then throw it at the judges and shout, "Suck it, bassholes!"
SARAH: No. I'm not you--
SARAH: I know how to act at the Special Olympics.
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