Monday, October 11, 2010

Sarah Goes to the Airport, or, Terminal Fun

SARAH: There's a girl here wearing fur-lined boots and a skirt.
SARAH:  She feels that equals pants.
KATE: Oh dear.
SARAH: And she's either going to Toronto or Nashville.
SARAH: Either way, she is dressed inappropriately.
SARAH: And she spent 15 minutes putting on makeup.
SARAH: Using her boyfriend's leg as a table.
SARAH: I hope he checked his balls with his luggage
SARAH:Because otherwise, he might need to buy a pair at the duty-free.
SARAH: Today is going to be one of those days.

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