She Tries.

SARAH: Did you see this?
SARAH: DON’T LET THE CHILDREN USE THE INTERNET.
SARAH: DON’T LET THEM USE THE CELLULAR PHONES.
SARAH: I try to find reasons to want to have kids, but every article that I read on the internet tells me that they are going to be evil, sexually active drugged out heathens.
SARAH: And that’s by the age of 2.
SARAH: So you know, internet, you’re making me think I don’t want kids.