SARAH: OMG Guess what my dad did for my mom's birthday.
KATE: What did he do?
SARAH: He backed his truck into her car and smashed up the door.
SARAH: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Sarah Comes to You
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- Achilles - Sarah's ex.
- B1 - Older younger brother. Special Olympian.
- B2 - Younger younger brother. Hobbyist, prankster.
- BJ - Friend of Kate's.
- Karen - Another of Sarah's longtime friends
- Kate - Confidante, scribe, support group.
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- Starshine - Friend of Kate and Sarah.
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