Dearest, Most Lovely Starshine,
I hope you are sitting down, because I have the best news ever. As you may know, I'm going to a barbecue in a few weeks with New Manfriend.
And you remember Ugly Baby. Of course you do. That thing probably haunts your dreams.
WELL. The mother of Ugly Baby is friends with the guy who's holding the barbecue. Meaning that maybe, possibly...Ugly Baby may be at this party. And at the risk of breaking all the cameras in the universe, I am going to try to have my picture taken with said Ugly Baby, just so that I can say I did it.
It might be like staring into the sun, but sometimes you need to do things like this.
Love,
Sarah
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