SARAH: 2 big bottles of water down. Totes going to pee myself.
SARAH: Fact - I have gone pee so many times today that I forgot how to wash my hands.
SARAH: Really.
SARAH: I went to the bathroom, went to the sink, got my hands wet…and then stood there for a moment, thinking about what my next action should be. So I got some paper towels to dry off my hands and I realized that I forgot soap. So I got my hands all wet all over again and used soap this time and then dried them off.
SARAH: Do not let me drink so much water during the day JESUS HOW IS IT ONLY 4 PM WHY IS TIME STANDING STILL
KATE: It's official. You have drowned your brain.
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