Workman's Comp Hasn't Yet Kicked In, or, Sarah Starts Her New Job

SARAH: Oh my god I'm going to be stapling until I DIE
SARAH: Stapling stapling stapling
SARAH: You know how people get tennis elbow? I’m going to get stapling hand.
KATE: Don't get stapling hand. That's the least glamorous work-related injury I've ever heard of.
SARAH: No, some sort of STD would be the least glamorous work-related injury. Tootin’ ain’t easy.
KATE: Ohhhhhhhhh dear.
SARAH: Last week I took two birth control pills by mistake and nearly gave myself an accidental abortion.
KATE: You're not having sex.
SARAH: I know, but still.