SARAH: FLAKY CAT LADY I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
SARAH: She’s all like “I thought I was crazy because I didn’t see that link on there”
SARAH: LISTEN. YOU ARE CRAZY. LINK OR NOT, YOU ARE CRAZY. YOU HAVE FACEBOOK FOR YOUR CAT
KATE: Doesn't Ollie have a facebook?
KATE: Just saying.
SARAH: Ollie has catbook. Which is facebook for cats. There is a difference. Also, you will notice that I don’t write on my own wall, pretending to be Ollie. Nor have I updated catbook since I was in college.
SARAH: But Flaky Cat Lady’s cat? Her cat updates its status. The cat. Updates. Its status.
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