SARAH: I want chili. I most certainly do not want my rice and veggies for lunch. But I’m going to eat it. I’m going to eat it and be pissed with every bite.
SARAH: I basically loathe every human being I have seen since I woke up.
SARAH: Did I add that I am having an existential hair crisis?
SARAH: I couldn’t figure out if I was blonde or not. Which means that I’m really actually a blonde.
SARAH: But I know about existentialism. Which makes me not blonde.
SARAH: And as you can see, I’m back at the crossroads of my life.
KATE: You're blonde. Trust me on this one. I learned my colors in school. I was good at it.
SARAH: Kate, if I ever wasn’t a blonde, I might end it.
SARAH: Because my entire existence is based on the fact that I am blonde. Not Barbie blonde, but I’m blonde.
SARAH: And if ever I were not to be, I wouldn’t know how to act.
SARAH: As opposed to now, when I just don’t know how to act for the sake of not knowing how to act.
KATE: Since when has your existence been based on the fact that you're blonde?
KATE: What the hell kind of existence is that?
SARAH: It’s my blonde existence! It’s the existence I’ve had for 25 years.
SARAH: It’s based on the fact that because I have blonde hair, I can do whatever I want. And you know, make unreasonable demands.
SARAH: It is my blonde existence!
SARAH: I do not have to justify it to you (mostly because I cannot)!
A few minutes later
SARAH: Besides, if I had hair like BJ’s or something, I would have already thrown myself off a cliff. Because that is stupid hair.
KATE: I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around the idea that your hair color is what justifies unreasonable demands. I thought you just made them because you could.
KATE: If you were a brunette you could do the same thing.
SARAH: But would anyone listen to me? No. They would not.
SARAH: Then I would just seem like I was being picky about things. It seems more conniving when you’re blonde.
SARAH: I’m just making shit up at this point, you know that, right? Like, I don’t even believe what I’m saying.
A few minutes later
SARAH: Or maybe I do.
A few minutes later
SARAH: Perhaps I don’t.
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