He's Not Even Here to Defend Himself.

Kate, you are not full of fail because last night you made AMAZING strawberry shortcake and had drunk pasta and had fun with your friends.

But the most important reason that you are not full of fail is because you are NOT BJ. He doesn't even get invited to meetings at his own office! You get invited to meetings and they tell you they love your mad cupcake skillz.

What sort of skills does BJ have? Aside from sucking skills.

(He is full of fail. About life.)