Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Lie in the Way Way

SARAH:  I was trying to leave and Jack was in the lie in the way way and I had to get out of my car and TELL HIM TO MOVE beause I was in the car and driving and that didn't seem to matter, because HELLO he had things to do in the driveway. Like get run over, I guess.
KATE: Yeah. He has priorities. 1. Get run over
SARAH:  Maybe he wants his elephant-man head to be even on both sides.
KATE 2. Get run over again
SARAH:  3. eat the cat  4. walks
SARAH:  5. bark at you until you throw the ball GOD***N IT

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