SARAH: I should tattoo a disclaimer on my forehead: "WARNING: I AM GOING TO OFFEND YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. SOMETIMES I'M KIND OF HEARTLESS. YOU BETTER LEARN TO LIKE IT OR JUST WALK AWAY, ASSHOLE."
SARAH: I should punch them when they are done reading, for good measure.
KATE: Agreed. You can't be too careful.
SARAH: Hey, when people interact with me, those are the chances they take. You might hit them with a shovel, but I will break down their self esteem, and then say "HAHAHAH, I LOVE YOU AND THAT'S WHY I'M MEAN TO YOU! Now get in this bag so I can get rid of you."
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