Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Ground Control to Major Sarah

OKAY.
  
PEOPLE.
 
I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY HANDS.
  
When I answer the phone "Good morning, Company X," that's where you are calling. We are not the hospital. If you used the internet to find this number, you can find the number you want there. I want to be like FIND IT YOURSELF. Instead I will leave this woman on hold for a bit while I half-assedly look for the number. If you're going to be an idiot, I can be a bitch.
  
THOSE ARE THE RULES.

I did keep her on hold for 5 minutes though. It brought me joy...
  
I am the phone commander.

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