Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Witness the Power of this Fully Armed and Operational Short Girl

KATE: Oh NO NO NO. This intern has moved into the cubicle next to me and is playing his shitty rap music very loudly.
SARAH: Oh no.
SARAH: OH NO TERN.
KATE: TERN NO.
KATE: NO TERN.
SARAH: TERN.
SARAH: LISTEN UP.
KATE: He can't hear you.
KATE: His shitty music is too loud.
SARAH: KATE IS A VERY POWERFUL WIZARD
SARAH: AND SHE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
KATE: That's wonderful.
SARAH: You totes would.
SARAH: You're scrappy!
KATE: Scrappy.
SARAH: You will cut bitches.
SARAH: You tell him that.

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