All Aboard the Bitch Bus

SARAH: Andre just dropped the key for the bathroom on the floor.
SARAH: I told him he's the reason we can't have nice things.
KATE: Ha.
SARAH: All aboard the Bitch Bus!
KATE: toot toot!
SARAH: No, I would totally have an airhorn on the Bitch Bus.
KATE: WHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
SARAH: The Bitch Bus does not toot.
KATE: Mine would. Mine would be a Bitch Trolley,
KATE: with a little bell.
SARAH: ting ting!
KATE: Exactly.
SARAH: Your Bitch Trolley would roll peacefully through the town
KATE: and run people over. Adorably.
SARAH: whereas the Bitch Bus would drive around like the Knight Bus from Harry Potter,
SARAH: except it would actually hit things.