This morning, Ollie was sitting on my lap and I was petting him and he was purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring and then he would bite me and then he would purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr some more and then he would bite me again. Ollie, there are reasons no one loves you. We've figured them out.
Dear Kate's Stomach:
Don't be an asshole like Ollie. I mean, it isn't possible for your stomach to ACTUALLY be an asshole, mostly because they are in different places.
XO
Sarah
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