Dear Lettuce,
Sometimes when I put on you my veggie burger that I have for lunch, I have extra. So I pick it up and eat it...You really need to work on tasting better. You're always so good when you have dressing on you, but without dressing, you're crap. Just wanted to let you know.
XO,
Sarah
You should know that I read these every night to my husband so we can fall asleep laughing. It makes morning so much more pleasant.
ReplyDeleteBTW...I am totally with you on the lettuce. I would only weigh 90 pounds if it tasted good.