SARAH: Oh my holy crap.
KATE: Wow. Aren't you glad you're alive now and not then?
SARAH: I totally would have gotten smacked every day.
KATE: Yes.
SARAH: Smacked right in my smart mouth.
SARAH: You know, for burning the roast or whatever.
KATE: And I would have just killed myself, because a girl like me is just not meant for that sort of thing.
SARAH: And then I would have been sad.
KATE: Oh, we wouldn't know each other--how would we have met? At WORK? Nope.
SARAH: That's right.
SARAH: In that case, I think I would also be sticking my head in the oven.
KATE: We are so much fun.
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