Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Sarah and the Massachusetts Dog Company

SARAH: Okay, there is some place called the "Massachusetts Dog Company."
SARAH: What sort of a place does that sound like to you?
KATE: A sewer?
SARAH: Right. Or a place where you would buy used dogs.
KATE: Ew.
KATE: Jack is a used dog. Used and ruined.
SARAH: RUINED. He is ruined for sure.
SARAH: But no, they are a place that has people that come to your house when you're out of town to walk your dog or whatever.
KATE: Wow. That's a terrible name for that company.
SARAH: I know, right?

SARAH: Continuing the weirdness:
SARAH: There's some community out in Long Island for old people
SARAH: and it's a "secure memory impairment neighborhood."
SARAH: And what the f*** is that about?
KATE: Well, that makes sense.
KATE: They built it so old gramps can't wander out into the world.
KATE: It's like a big cage for old people.
SARAH: In the ad is an old lady looking at a photo album
SARAH: and I thought, "She probably doesn't even know that's her grandkid."

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