PEOPLE
PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. If someone doesn't answer their phone...LEAVE THEM A MESSAGE.
Dear Everyone:
Go f*** yourselves.
Love,
Me
Kate, kill this guy. And kill me.
No, kill me. Kill me twice.
PEOPLE
LEAVE VOICEMAILS
THAT IS THE POINT OF F***ING VOICEMAIL
YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE AND PEOPLE CALL YOU BACK AND WHY DOES MY DESK SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE
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