Sarah Plays Hipster Bingo

KATE: Nope, I only get the free square and the chuck ts.
KATE: Maybe it is accurate, Sarah.
KATE: Maybe you are a hipster.
SARAH: NO. I don't wanna be.
KATE: Maybe you and BJ are truly meant to be.
SARAH: NO. I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE BJ.
SARAH: Show him the hipster bingo.
SARAH: I'm surprised his head isn't on there somewhere.
SARAH: OH MAN, and I have a puffy down vest...
SARAH: KATE, I'm a hipster.
KATE: Yeah. You are.
SARAH: I'm no better than BJ.
KATE: Nope.
SARAH: I might have to go home and kill myself.
SARAH: Find someone else to feed the rats.